Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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