sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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