Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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