absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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