My friends, they love my intelligence
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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