I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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