shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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