how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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