if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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