btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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