After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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