So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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