the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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