I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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