My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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