Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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