So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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