Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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