How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
