I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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