Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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