GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Randomize
