Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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