And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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