i may or may not be watching the land before time
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
