i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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