Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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