break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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