So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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