This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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