this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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