I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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