Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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