physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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