I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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