shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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