It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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