Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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