I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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