that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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