What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I need water and some morals
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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