So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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