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but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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