I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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