ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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