i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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