so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We had sex on a dog bed..
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
