U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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