Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
There's always time for handjobs
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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