at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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